I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
