You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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