I just saw a hot homeless man
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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