I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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