I heard we made out
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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