Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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