so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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