Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
as a side note pls kill me
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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