hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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