is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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