why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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