Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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