yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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