I have demons in me.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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