I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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