He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize