3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
where are you?
Hypothermia
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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