Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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