We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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