I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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