I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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