Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
