Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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