I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
