I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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