return my video game
Can i not drive my cunt home
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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