It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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