so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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