a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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