I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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