he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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