Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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