Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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