TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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