Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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