It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This is classic penis vs brain.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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