i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
