I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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