glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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