is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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