Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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