I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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