I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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