There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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