Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So apparently I’m into choking now
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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