you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have feelings that need drinking.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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