I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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