So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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