It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i've created a new STD.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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