thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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