with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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