remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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