Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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